They are shameless agitprop. R…

May 22nd, 2012

They are shameless agitprop. RT @mmfa: Fox News laments the “sense of shame is gone” from Americans in poverty. http://t.co/8Rdh3rpZ

I need to devour something. O…

May 22nd, 2012

I need to devour something.
Or burn something down.
Whichever. I’m not picky.

How some folks will buy your f…

May 21st, 2012

How some folks will buy your favor.
So cheap.

I’m not bitter. I’m honest. Th…

May 21st, 2012

I’m not bitter. I’m honest. That those two make a matched pair is as much on you as me.

Do ya ever write a decent joke…

May 21st, 2012

Do ya ever write a decent joke and think “Damn, too bad RobDelaney or EnidColeSlaw or some shit like that had typed that”?

Recommended while high: @Nause…

May 21st, 2012

Recommended while high: @NauseaTingly @gneicco @SleazyMcCheesy @tackie_jackie #FF

Highly recommended: @IKEDELIC …

May 21st, 2012

Highly recommended: @IKEDELIC @diskgrinder @MLKQuotations #FF

Klunk ka klunk. My tranny is n…

May 21st, 2012

Klunk ka klunk. My tranny is noisy.

Stop-n-go city driving is the worst.

I s’pose I should let him outta the trunk.

Few things make me smile wider…

May 21st, 2012

Few things make me smile wider than when Kobe Bryant can’t make the shot when it matters. Choke, you rapist.

Cubicles and offices kill the …

May 21st, 2012

Cubicles and offices kill the last vestige of our primate nature.