Vote @tinyjesus!
Vote @tinyjesus!
Atheists for Jesus? Is Jesus running for office?
Impressive Lexus, Minister.
How’s your flock? Sufficiently fleeced?
The mind is incapable of being a dick. On purpose.
Lettuce, tomato… Yes, yes. Civility is thine. Gimme the taco meat and go.
Dick Cheney. The only living human who could make an avowed atheist believe in Satan.
Rush Limbaugh advertisers: “Total Transformation” authoritarian child discipline program & toenail fungus treatment. Knowing your audience.
Twitter Commandment: Let not the stars control thy destiny.
Ascetic Jew is crucified. Refuses to stay in tomb. Escapes. Leaves. In thanks, people eat his body & blood. Makes perfect sense
Ain’t no chicken like a born-again chicken. Chik-fil-A®: Because Christ wants you to eat that bird! #atheism #nogod