“You listen to weird music for…

Feb 9th, 2012

“You listen to weird music for an old guy.” Says the 20-something who likes Journey.

Crackers Santorum. Let’s tell…

Feb 9th, 2012

Crackers Santorum.
Let’s tell the French it’s a delicacy.

Don’t talk to me. Throw me me…

Feb 9th, 2012

Don’t talk to me.
Throw me meat.

Low points in life are best ov…

Feb 9th, 2012

Low points in life are best overcome by saying, inside, then, quietly, in a whisper, then, primal, explosive, to all: FUCK IT!!!!!

Your opinion of me is heavy a…

Feb 9th, 2012

Your opinion of me
is heavy as a flea.

Nothing emasculates a man like…

Feb 9th, 2012

Nothing emasculates a man like a cubicle.

Fuck you. I’m still here.

Feb 9th, 2012

Fuck you. I’m still here.

Hurt is an occasion to scar an…

Feb 9th, 2012

Hurt is an occasion to scar and leather on.

Nobody is ever discriminated a…

Feb 9th, 2012

Nobody is ever discriminated against by the color of their money in the USA.

i dunno if i’m everyman, anyma…

Feb 9th, 2012

i dunno if i’m everyman, anyman, or alien.