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Oh no, I’m the last prophet, said, Joseph Smith, Mormon whack job. #blasphemyday

Calling yourself the last in a line of prophets is a cheap-ass, unoriginal way to start a religion. Amirite, Muhammed? #blasphemyday

If life were not inherently meaningless, we wouldn’t need to generate our own purpose. On our own. From within.

Thank you, life.

According to the scant available records, if Jesus existed, he was probably gay. Or at least bisexual. #blasphemyday

I think I’ve blown my #blasphemyday wad.

Better check the holy water before you touch it.

What’s the difference between God & Zeus?
Zeus got laid. God laid waste.
#blasphemyday

Baker of Christ crackers. There’s an odd job. #blasphemyDay

Mormonism: 11 witnesses to say they saw the original plates? Who were they kidding, themselves or followers? #blasphemyday

Has anybody seen my plates? Bring me my fucking plates, women! I’m powerful hungry. – Joseph Smith #blasphemeday

Brilliant! Ha! RT @natheist Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers. #blasphemeday